Happy Monday everyone! Here we are, back once again with Grover and his fun time funnies for us to enjoy. He has been having a hard time finding what he wanted to use this week, but, he did come up with something for us anyway. Perhaps next week he will find what he wanted. For now, let us take a look…
A squad stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station. The flight instructor said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.”
Most of the squad wandered away, but one guy remained at attention.
The Instructor walked over to him and raised a single eyebrow.
The guy smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh sir?”
Maybe coffee is addicted to me.
A customer at a mom-and-pop grocery store marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence.
“Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?”
“I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear. “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.”
“You sell them here?” the customer asks.
“Only $4 apiece,” says Green.
The customer buys three. A week later, he’s back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn’t any smarter.
“You didn’t eat enough, ” says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he’s back and this time he’s really angry.
“Hey, Green,” he says, “You’re selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $2. You’re ripping me off!”
“You see?” says Green. “You’re smarter already.”
Just once, I want the username and password prompt to say, ““Close enough.”
There we have it for today everyone! Have a great Monday, keep laughing and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
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