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Fun With Grover! #21
Good morning and welcome back to fun on Monday morning! Grover has been looking all week for just the right funnies to share with us, and here is his selection…
What’s the difference between a cheapskate and a canoe? A canoe will sometimes tip.
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Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Student: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Student: “You don’t know my father!”
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Life is too short to waste time matching socks.
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A dog accepts you as the boss. A cat wants to see your resume.
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Paul: What are you making?
Arthur: A brilliant new invention.
Paul: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Arthur: Go ahead and laugh. They laughed at Edison, they laughed at Bell,
they laughed at Geck.
Paul: Who’s Geck?
Arthur: You mean you never heard of Charles Geck?
Paul: No, what did he invent?
Arthur: Nothing, but they sure laughed at him.
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I have friends who exercise every day. I’m watching a TV show I don’t like
because the remote fell on the floor.
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And there we have it for today! I hope you were able to enjoy a laugh or two. Have a great Monday everyone and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
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Grover thanks you! 😂😹
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😂😹
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Grover is happy to bring a laugh! 😂😹
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Love you Grover ! You are still the best ! ❤️🙂😻☕️☕️☕️☕️
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Grover thanks you for reading! 😂😹
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“Do you know your socks don’t match?”
“I have another pair at home just like them.”
Who the heck is Geck? 😁
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I have pairs of socks like that too!😂
Who knows who is Geck? Not me. But he must have been funny, people laughed at him. 🤣That’s what I say when people laugh at me, guess I’m a real funny guy! 😂😹
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When my Grandkids say, “You’re so funny, Grandpa” I tell them, “Yeah, but looks ain’t everything.”😂
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Very good! 😂😹
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Ha ha ha ha 😂😂☺️ Who is Geck ? ,😜 LOL… Why match socks 😂😂 Thanks for the laugh 🤣🤣Have a nice week 🥰
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I don’t know who is Geck, but he must have been funny since people laughed at him. 🤣🤣That’s what I always say when people laugh at me, I’m just a funny guy! 😂😹Enjoy your week too Simon! 😁😻🌞🍂🍁
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Also I remember, they laughed at Edison, Einstein and Steve and Geck ☺️👍😂. You are awesome 😁🤗 not just a regular funny guy, something beyond a regular human ☺️
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Beyond a regular human? Oh no! You found out! 😁👽🛸😂😹
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Oops! Did I mention? Alien ? No i didn’t said you are alien 👽 I won’t tell anyone you are an Alien 👽 I swear 😜 Regular Human 😁
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Oh good, then my identity is still safe! No one will find out, hehehe! 😂😹😊😻🌛
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🤣😜🤣 My sons birthday was on 21st October. It was an awesome day, all the cake cutting partying and the day was awesome 😍. I’ll soon email the picture of the beautiful moments 🥰
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I hope you ate lots of cake Simon! Did you get any on your head? 😂😹Looking forward to it! 😁
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Delightful! I shared these with my wife, and we both enjoyed a few laughs. Thank you Grover!
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Grover thanks you and is happy you enjoyed his humor selection this week! 😊😺
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Glad to see Grover acknowledging cats’ superiority 😍😻😺😸
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Yes indeed! Grover thanks you very much for reading his post! 😊😻😻😺
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My pleasure Grover 😍😸😺😊🤩😻
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