Fun With Grover! #22

Good morning and Happy Monday to you all! Well, Grover finished his going south committee meetings and he is back with us today, so here we go with his selections that he found for us.


People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.


Gas (petrol) is getting more expensive all the time it seems, but you know it has gotten too expensive when you see signs like this…

Free car with every fill-up!

Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check!

Now offering monthly payment plans!


Two beefy men came to my house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it was not long before the job was done.

As they were getting ready to leave, I asked them to put the heavy appliances back in place.

The two men demanded $45 for this service, stating it was not in their contract.

I really had no choice but to pay them.

As soon as they left, however, the doorbell rang. It was the two men. They asked me to move my car, which was blocking their van.

I told them my fee was $45.


Did you hear about that guy who used to be addicted to soap? He’s clean now.


Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.

A student nurse found one elderly gentleman–already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet–who insisted he didn’t need any help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let the nurse wheel him to the elevator.  On the way down she asked him if his wife was meeting him.

“I don’t know,” he said. “She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.”


Well, there we have it for today. I hope you all have a great Monday and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

17 Comments on “Fun With Grover! #22

  1. Ha ha ha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ a clever one a wise one and overall it’s all funny 🀣🀣🀣 LOL… Totally enjoyed Uncle Steve βœ¨πŸ€—

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    • I’m glad you were able to get a laugh out of that one Cindy! Those ones where we have to think a bit can be the most fun! Have a wonderful day Cindy! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ήβ˜•β˜•


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