Steve`s Country
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Fun With Grover! #22
Good morning and Happy Monday to you all! Well, Grover finished his going south committee meetings and he is back with us today, so here we go with his selections that he found for us.
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People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.
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Gas (petrol) is getting more expensive all the time it seems, but you know it has gotten too expensive when you see signs like this…
Free car with every fill-up!
Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check!
Now offering monthly payment plans!
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Two beefy men came to my house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it was not long before the job was done.
As they were getting ready to leave, I asked them to put the heavy appliances back in place.
The two men demanded $45 for this service, stating it was not in their contract.
I really had no choice but to pay them.
As soon as they left, however, the doorbell rang. It was the two men. They asked me to move my car, which was blocking their van.
I told them my fee was $45.
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Did you hear about that guy who used to be addicted to soap? He’s clean now.
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
A student nurse found one elderly gentleman–already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet–who insisted he didn’t need any help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let the nurse wheel him to the elevator. On the way down she asked him if his wife was meeting him.
“I don’t know,” he said. “She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.”
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Well, there we have it for today. I hope you all have a great Monday and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
Ha ha ha 😂😂☺️😂😂 a clever one a wise one and overall it’s all funny 🤣🤣🤣 LOL… Totally enjoyed Uncle Steve ✨🤗
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So glad you got some good chuckles out of these Simon! Grover knows how to find them! 😂😂😹😹
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Sparkling selection from Grover today! PS I’d have charged $60 to move the car!
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Good point Sheree! Glad you enjoyed Grover’s fun today! He sends his thanks. 😂😹☕☕
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I especially liked the last one. I had to think about it for a minute, but then it was LOL! Blessings, Steve!
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I’m glad you were able to get a laugh out of that one Cindy! Those ones where we have to think a bit can be the most fun! Have a wonderful day Cindy! 😂😹☕☕
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Splendide !
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So happy you enjoyed them! 😊😺☕☕
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😂😹
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Glad you enjoyed them Rossana! 😂😹☕☕
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Glad to see Grover is back ! Enjoyed the quips ! 😻🙂😀😂😂😂❗️
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Glad you had some chuckles from these Sharon! 😂😹☕☕
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Laughed out loud at the hospital one. It could’ve happened that way, lol.
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Yes indeed! Glad you got a good laugh from that one Herb! 😂😹
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I needed a few laughs. The hospital and kitchen floor settings really tickled my funny bone. Thanks so much Grover.
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Grover is happy you enjoyed his selections this week! 😊😂😹
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