Steve`s Country
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Fun With Grover! #23
Good morning everyone and welcome back to a little humor from our friend Grover! Poor Grover does not like cold and snow, he is a smart bird, so he decided to fly south with all of his friends. But before he left, he gave me some jokes to share with all of you today. I am not sure what we will do next week, but I will think of something. I hope. Anyway, let us see what Grover has for us today.
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My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company.
One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his service call to that household.
One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the phone, he said, “Hi, this is Gary from A to Z Pest Control Company. Your wife phoned us.”
There was a long silence, and then my husband heard the man on the other end say, “Honey, it’s for you….someone wants to talk to you about your relatives.”
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If you don’t know where you’re going, you’re never lost.
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“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.
“My dog ate it,” was his solemn response.
“Johnny, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?”
“It’s true, Miss Martin, I swear it is,” insisted Johnny. “I had to smear it with honey, but I finally got him to eat it.”
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The time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? 1 bananosecond
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The best way to get ahead is to use the one you’ve got.
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“So tell me, Mrs. Farris,” asked the interviewer, “have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?”
“Actually, yes,” said the applicant modestly. “Last year I had two short stories published in national magazines, and I finished my novel.”
“Very impressive,” he commented, “but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours.”
Mrs. Smith explained brightly, “Oh, that was during office hours.”
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Woke up at 5:00 a.m.
Completed my 8k run.
Came home and made a vegetable smoothie.
Sorry, I don’t remember the rest of the dream.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Well, there we have it for today. Grover said he would see us next spring and he told me that every time he thought of me, he would laugh. I am not sure what he meant by that. Anyway, have a great Monday and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
Hahahah…I’m glad I’ve managed to stop by and have some fun 🤩 Smart Mrs. Smith ☺️ Thank you Steve, Muffin and Grover for the good giggle 🤭 I’m sorry that Grover doesn’t like snow but I’m sure other critters that you have nearby doesn’t mind it 😉🐿 Hope you two are ok! 😻😉
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So glad you enjoyed Grover’s fun for today! 😂😹Oops, I guess it’s tomorrow already for you! Grover does manage to find some good ones and I’m sure I will find someone to take his place for the winter months. 😃I am struggling quite a bit with my health these days, but can’t complain. Hope you are well Ribana, have a wonderful week! 😊😻☕☕
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I’ll miss you, Grover!😢
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Glad that you enjoyed Grover’s selection today Rossana! 😂😹Grover thanks you! I will try to find someone to take his place for the winter months. Have a great day Rossana! 😊😻☕☕
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I think you might ask some of your friends😊😺🐿️🐦
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Yes, I am already talking to a couple about it now! 😁😺
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😂😹Grover thanks you for your support!
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He’s very welcome
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LOL! Blessings, Steve!
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Glad you got some chuckles Cindy! 😂😹God bless! 😊😺
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😂😂😂 Very good pose of your smile ! It looks like you have had plans for your returning back next year with more giggles for us ❗️
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Grover thanks you so much! 😂😹Yes, he is planning to return in the spring. Meanwhile I am sure I can find someone to take his place for the winter months. 😃😺☕☕
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I’ve had dreams like that before. I call them nightmares.
Pesky relatives!
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Yes, a very good thought indeed! 😂😹☕☕
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Ha ha ha ha 🤣🤣🤣 omg that was awesome fun … Missing Grover. Hope he comes back occasionally with some jokes for us 😐😍 Have a lovely day ☺️
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Grover thanks you for enjoying his jokes! 😂😹He will be back in the spring. I am sure I can find someone else to bring us fun for the winter months! 🤔😃Have a wonderful day Simon! 😁😻☕☕🌛
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U r welcome Grover 🥰🥰
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