Steve`s Country
For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Chuckles From Chester. #1
Good morning everyone and welcome back to some Monday morning humor! Since Grover has gone south for the winter, I asked Chester the chickadee if he would like to take over for the winter. He gladly said yes, so here are his first picks to tickle us today.
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Broken barometer for sale. No pressure.
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Some people call me crazy. I prefer happy with a twist.
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A guy bought his wife a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later his buddy asked how she was doing with it.
“Actually,” said the guy, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.”
“How come?” asked his buddy.
“Well,” said the guy, “with a clarinet she can’t sing.”
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A surgeon told me he puts organs back in upside down. I told him that it wasn’t funny, but he laughed and said it was an inside joke.
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A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My arthritis is acting up and I can’t even hold a pen.”
“Certainly, sir,” said the younger man. He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and sign the card for the man. Finally, the younger man asked, “Now, is there anything else I can do for you?”
The old fellow glanced at the card a moment and said, “Yes, at the end could you just add, ‘PS: Please excuse the sloppy hand-writing.’?”
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Fish bite twice a day … before you get there and after you leave.
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Steve`s Country 
Love the piano joke!
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That will make Chester happy!
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😎
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Hi Chester, Steve and Muffin and thanks for the giggles ☺️ I prefer happy with a twist too 😆
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Chester is very happy that you liked his picks for today! I agree with you on that one! 😂😹I hope you have a great week Ribana! And a belated Happy Birthday to you as well!! 🥳🥳😃😻
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Thank you all 🤩🎉
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You are most welcome, from each of us! 😊😻
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😂😹
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Chester is happy you enjoyed his jokes! 😂😹
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Sloppy hand writing 🤣🤣 LOL.. total fun 🤣😂😂
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Chester is glad you liked his funnies today! 😂😹
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Yes Chester.. 🥰😍
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😂 😂
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Chester is happy you enjoyed his jokes Saania! Have a great week! 😂😹😁
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😂😂 true statement about the fish ! …Chester is an excellent replacement for Grover ❗️🙂😻
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Chester is happy that you enjoyed his humor selection today! 😂😹He says thanks too! 😃
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The sloppy handwriting had me laughing out loud! 😃
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I had the same reaction first time I read it! 😂😹
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Hilarious. Thank you for the laugh! Take care.
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Chester is glad you enjoyed his humor selection! 😂😹Have a great week!! 😊😺
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Happy with a twist works, lol.
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Yep, I think so too! 😂😹
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Inside joke😂🤣
Hope you are doing well Sir Steve 😸😺🌻🌸🌹🌺
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Glad you enjoyed that Saba! 😂😹I have been in much pain the last couple of days, but otherwise Muffin and I are doing okay! Have a wonderful Thursday Saba! 😊😻❄️❄️☕☕
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Take care of yourself Sir Steve.
Blessings!
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Thank you Saba, I will do that! Many blessings to you as well. 😊😻
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My pleasure Sir Steve 😊😸🌺
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😃😻☕❄️
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Chester’s chuckles warm up my morning. My three daughters all play the piano, but they were also accomplished with either clarinet or saxophone. However, I never wanted to hide their singing voices. Have a great day Steve and Muffin.
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Wow, that is wonderful to have such nice talent in the family! I tried but was never good with any musical instrument. My music teacher in high school suggested that perhaps I should try sports instead. 😂
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