Chuckles From Chester. #1

Good morning everyone and welcome back to some Monday morning humor! Since Grover has gone south for the winter, I asked Chester the chickadee if he would like to take over for the winter. He gladly said yes, so here are his first picks to tickle us today.


Broken barometer for sale. No pressure.


Some people call me crazy. I prefer happy with a twist.


A guy bought his wife a piano for her birthday.  A few weeks later his buddy asked how she was doing with it.

“Actually,” said the guy, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.”

“How come?” asked his buddy.

“Well,” said the guy, “with a clarinet she can’t sing.”


A surgeon told me he puts organs back in upside down. I told him that it wasn’t funny, but he laughed and said it was an inside joke.


A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The old man said, “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you but could you address this postcard for me? My arthritis is acting up and I can’t even hold a pen.”

“Certainly, sir,” said the younger man. He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and sign the card for the man. Finally, the younger man asked, “Now, is there anything else I can do for you?”

The old fellow glanced at the card a moment and said, “Yes, at the end could you just add, ‘PS: Please excuse the sloppy hand-writing.’?”


Fish bite twice a day … before you get there and after you leave.


30 Comments on “Chuckles From Chester. #1

  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ true statement about the fish ! …Chester is an excellent replacement for Grover β—οΈπŸ™‚πŸ˜»

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  2. Chester’s chuckles warm up my morning. My three daughters all play the piano, but they were also accomplished with either clarinet or saxophone. However, I never wanted to hide their singing voices. Have a great day Steve and Muffin.

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    • Wow, that is wonderful to have such nice talent in the family! I tried but was never good with any musical instrument. My music teacher in high school suggested that perhaps I should try sports instead. πŸ˜‚


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