Chuckles From Chester. #2

Good morning to everyone on this beautiful, and early, Monday! Well, Chester has been working hard to find us some more humor to begin our week and I think he has done a good job. Here is what he found for us…


Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.


I’m a multitasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!


The cable guy was in our neighborhood today and asked me what time it was. I replied, “Between 8 am and 1 pm.”


An efficiency expert was delivering a seminar on time management for a company’s junior executives. He concluded the session with a disclaimer:  “Don’t attempt these task-organizing tips at home,” he said.

“Why not?” he was asked.

“Well, I did a study of my wife’s routine of fixing breakfast,” he replied, a little embarrassed. “I noticed she made a lot of trips between the refrigerator and the stove, the table and the cabinets, each time carrying only one item. So I said to her, ‘Honey, I notice that you make a lot of trips back and forth carrying one item at a time. If you would try carrying several things at once, you would be much more efficient.”

He paused.

“Did that save time?” one of the executives asked.

“Actually, yes,” the expert answered, “It used to take her twenty minutes to fix my breakfast. Now I make my own in seven minutes.”


I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.


The best way to get ahead is to use the one you’ve got.


The cowpoke at the dude ranch was getting the crowd to pick the type horse they wanted. 

“For those seasoned riders, we have fast horses. For you novice riders, we have slow horses.” 

A city slicker spoke out, “What if you’ve never ridden a horse?” 

The cowpoke said, “Great. For you who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden, as well.”

========= There we have it for today everyone! I hope you got a chuckle or two from Chester today. Have a great Monday and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Chester.

©2022 Steve McLeod.

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