Chuckles From Chester. #3

Hello everyone and Happy Monday from Chester! Poor Chester, he apologizes for not being here earlier this morning, but it was snowing and he was busy sweeping the snow off the seeds so he could eat. But he gave me a couple of funnies to share with you now, so enjoy!

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A man bought a very expensive antique grandfather clock. To make sure it did not get broken, he was going to move it himself. Taking the clock in his arms, he started down the street. Just as he turned the corner, he ran into a man, fell and dropped the clock. It broke into hundreds of pieces. Looking at the mess, he screamed, “Why don’t you watch where you are going!”

The man replied, “Why do you not wear a wristwatch like everybody else does?”

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I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.

It said, “You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang up and redial.”

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Mosquitoes are the most beautiful singers in the whole world. Even though we don’t like them, we still clap.

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The cable guy was in our neighborhood today and asked me what time it was. I replied, “Between 8 am and 1 pm.”

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There we have it for today, again, Chester apologizes for being so late. Have a great day everyone and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Chester.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

19 Comments on “Chuckles From Chester. #3

  1. 🀣🀣🀣omg read at wrong time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚can’t eat while laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ LOL.. so funny ✨ Thanks for the laugh Chester

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