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Chuckles From Chester. #5
Hello everyone! Due to certain circumstances, Chester was unable to get his chuckles post out early today as he usually does, but, he is finally here with a few chuckles for you to enjoy. So, here we go…
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Time For Golf?
~Many men hire someone to mow their lawns so they can play golf for exercise.
~Golf is a lot like taxes, you drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole.
~About the time a man gets his temper under control, he goes out and plays golf again.
~Many men consider it a good day at golf if they do not fall out of the cart.
~Some of the world’s best golf scores are made with a lead pencil.
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While rummaging through the attic, a man found a shoe repair ticket that was nine years old. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he went to the shop and presented the ticket to the proprietor, who reluctantly began a search for the unclaimed shoes. After ten minutes, the owner reappeared and handed the ticket back.
“Well,” asked the customer, “did you find the shoes?”
“Yes,” said the shop owner, “they will be ready Tuesday.”
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The cynic was right. “Most people who slap us on the back expect us to cough something up.”
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A guy bought a new fridge. He put the old one in his front yard with a sign: “Free to good home – works good.” The fridge sat there for days with no one even looking at it. Finally the man changed the sign to read, “Fridge for sale – $50”. That night someone stole it.
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Well, that is it for the chuckles Chester has for us today. Have a great day everyone and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Chester.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
Love the shoe repair one! 😂😹
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That got a good laugh from me too! Glad you liked it! 😂😹
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😂😂😂 you did well Chester ! 🙂😻❗️Keep them coming !
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Chester thanks you! 😂😹
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Golf has never been my thing but I do know that you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led.
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I like your sense of humor! 😂😹
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Thank you.
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😂
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Chester is happy you enjoyed these! 😂😹
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Love the Fridge sign board 😂😂😂 Hilarious.. thank for the laugh Chester 🥰😂😂😂
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Chester is happy that you enjoyed his humor today Simon! Glad you got a laugh! 😂😹
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😊
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Having played a bit of golf, Chester’s chuckles from the golf course were awesome! As Mark Twain once surmised, playing a round of golf spoils a good walk. On a scoreboard, the best golf scores always appear when a pencil with an ‘eraser’ is brought along.
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Chester is happy you enjoyed his chuckles Richard! Scores should always be written in ink, harder to erase! 😂😹
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