Muffin’s Meowings. #1

Well, since it looks like Chester is no longer with us, Muffin said she would be happy to take over the chuckles each Monday morning. Um, I am not so sure what she means by that, but I guess we will find out, starting today. So, here is her first chuckles to enjoy…

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EXERCISES WE’D BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT IN 2023…

~ Running around in circles   

~ Pushing your luck   

~ Adding fuel to the fire  

~ Beating your head against the wall  

~ Climbing the walls  

~ Dragging your heels

~ Jumping to conclusions 

~ Grasping at straws

~ Passing the buck 

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My goal for 2023 is to accomplish the goals of 2022 which I should have done in 2021 because I made a promise in 2020 and planned in 2019. 

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A boy handed his report card to his parents and said, “look this over and see if I can sue for defamation of character!”

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A fourth grader was experiencing his first summer away from home at camp. It was no time at all before his mother received his first brief but poignant letter. “Dear Mom, please send me lots of food. All we get here is breakfast, lunch and dinner. Love, Edward.”

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College student= “But I do not think I deserve a zero on this paper!”

Professor= “Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark I can give you.”Β 

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I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled the car windows down to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, “Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!”

The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. “I don’t know about you,” he said, “but I usually just put my car in park.”

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A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six.”

A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.

His wife asks him, “Why did you buy six cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had avocados.”

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That all for today all you nice human people! Hope you laugh lots, otherwise I have to bite my humans foot again.😹 Have nice Monday day!

Muffin.😻

Β©2023 Steve McLeod. Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β Β  Β 

26 Comments on “Muffin’s Meowings. #1

  1. Oops! Anything happened to Chester?hahaha they had avocado πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜…πŸ€£ BONEHEAD πŸ€£πŸ˜‚. Enjoyed all of that wife husband jokes lately, as I could relate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ LOL totally enjoyed, ummm it’s my time to sleep, i think I’m not going to sleep πŸ˜ΉπŸ€£πŸ˜‚ laughing πŸ˜…. Have a good evening βœ¨πŸ€—

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    • Hope you managed to get to sleep Simon! Glad you like the husband wife jokes!πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ I think poor Chester might have been killed by that shrike.😲 Sigh. Winter is such a dangerous time for these little birds. Muffin thanks you for reading her humor today!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ΉπŸŒ›β˜•β˜•

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