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Muffin’s Meowings. #1
Well, since it looks like Chester is no longer with us, Muffin said she would be happy to take over the chuckles each Monday morning. Um, I am not so sure what she means by that, but I guess we will find out, starting today. So, here is her first chuckles to enjoy…
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EXERCISES WE’D BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT IN 2023…
~ Running around in circles
~ Pushing your luck
~ Adding fuel to the fire
~ Beating your head against the wall
~ Climbing the walls
~ Dragging your heels
~ Jumping to conclusions
~ Grasping at straws
~ Passing the buck
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My goal for 2023 is to accomplish the goals of 2022 which I should have done in 2021 because I made a promise in 2020 and planned in 2019.
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A boy handed his report card to his parents and said, “look this over and see if I can sue for defamation of character!”
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A fourth grader was experiencing his first summer away from home at camp. It was no time at all before his mother received his first brief but poignant letter. “Dear Mom, please send me lots of food. All we get here is breakfast, lunch and dinner. Love, Edward.”
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College student= “But I do not think I deserve a zero on this paper!”
Professor= “Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark I can give you.”
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I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled the car windows down to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, “Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!”
The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. “I don’t know about you,” he said, “but I usually just put my car in park.”
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A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six.”
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.
His wife asks him, “Why did you buy six cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
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That all for today all you nice human people! Hope you laugh lots, otherwise I have to bite my humans foot again.😹 Have nice Monday day!
Muffin.😻
©2023 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
Muffin is a more than adequate replacement 😂
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Me thank you human Sheree! Have nice night and day!😺😹🌛
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Oops! Anything happened to Chester?hahaha they had avocado 😹😅🤣 BONEHEAD 🤣😂. Enjoyed all of that wife husband jokes lately, as I could relate 😂😂 LOL totally enjoyed, ummm it’s my time to sleep, i think I’m not going to sleep 😹🤣😂 laughing 😅. Have a good evening ✨🤗
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Hope you managed to get to sleep Simon! Glad you like the husband wife jokes!😃😃 I think poor Chester might have been killed by that shrike.😲 Sigh. Winter is such a dangerous time for these little birds. Muffin thanks you for reading her humor today!😂😹🌛☕☕
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Poor Chester 🙁. Yes Husband and wife jokes are famous across the world. Especially it’s totally enjoyable when I’m married and having kids 🤣😂. Can’t believe that 🤣. Muffin humour is awesome ❤️😉😍
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What? You’re awake already? Don’t you know you should be in bed still?🤔😂😂😹😹
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Yes, I should be. But i have to get back to work. 5 hrs isn’t enough sleep? 🤔😉
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You had 5 hours sleep?🤔😴 That’s more than enough sleep!😃🌛
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More than enough? I see… But why do I feel sleepy 😴🤪
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Hmm, good question…maybe you didn’t really sleep, you just dreamed you were sleeping. Maybe.🤔😴🙄
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It’s a terrible night Uncle Steve, woke up at 5.30 😴 i slept at 1 am 🙁
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That’s not good, you’re supposed to get 5 hours of sleep!🙄 Stick with the program!🤨 Sorry to hear that though, really, honest.☹️😲
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Luckily got better sleep last night. Hopefully I’ll get it in coming days as well.
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Yes, you need to recharge your batteries so you can chase the boys around every day!😃😂😹
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It was fun 😄 I did chase the boys and diverted them so they kind of slept earlier today.🤠🤓
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😂😂😂 Muffin you sure made me laugh ! Keep them coming ! 😻❤️!
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Me thank you human Sharon! Glad you like my jokes! You have nice night time sleep!😹😻😽🌛😴
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Lol I missed Muffin! Thanks for the morning chuckles, Muffin! 😂
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Me thank you human Mr. R! Have nice day, drink lots of coffee!😹☕☕
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Me happy you like my jokes human Rossana! Have nice day!😹😺🌛☕☕
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Great stuff Muffin Love the car one 🤣😎🙃😹
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Thank you human Mr. Ohh! Human people do such strange things with their cars.😹😹
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Thanks Muffin for the good laugh 😂😹 You’ve took over from Chester perfectly😼😸
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Me thank you so much favorite human Ribana!😹😻☕☕
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