Muffin’s Meowings! #2

Good morning dear friends on this cloudy Monday! At least I think it is, kind of dark right now so it is hard to tell. Anyway, Muffin has been busy looking for humor to share with you and she found something she hopes you will like…


At a football game there was a lady sitting next to a man and an empty seat next to her. The man finally asked if that was for a friend.

She replied it was her husband’s seat but he had died.

The man said he was sorry to hear that.

Then he asked, “was there none of your family or friends that could have come with you?”

She answered him that they were all at her husband’s funeral.


One day 2 friends ran into each other outside of a psychiatrist office.

“Hello,” said the first, “are you coming or going?”

“If I knew the answer to that,” said his friend, “I would not be here.”


I received another letter from the electric company yesterday.

It had “Final Notice” written on the envelope.


They won’t be bothering me anymore.


The older you get the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.


“Vacation” is when you get away from it all. Then you come back to find that “it all” is just waiting patiently on your desk.


Meow,meow!=That all for today all my favorite humans! Next week I have more, if my human remember to look for jokes for me to use. Might have to start feet biting again!😹 Have nice Monday to all of you!

Muffin. 😻

Β©2023 Steve McLeod.

17 Comments on “Muffin’s Meowings! #2

    • Me thanking you favorite human Sharon from flat treeless country!😹😹 Have nice evening and good sleeping time tonight!πŸ˜»πŸŒ›πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄


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