Muffin’s Meowings! #3

Hi everyone, Muffin here with more fun from Muffin!😺 That is me. I find more funny types things for sharing today with all of you. I hope you like!

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A hunting party is hopelessly lost. “I thought you said you were the best guide in Maine!” one of the hunters angrily said to their confused leader.

“I am, “replied the guide. “But I think we are in Canada now.”

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The nurse came in and said “Doc, there is a man in the waiting room who thinks he is invisible.”

The doctor said, “Tell him I cannot see him today.”

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When Bill told his contractor he didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave him a blank stare.

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While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell “piranha.”

I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem.

That’s when I overheard another pupil say to him, “Why bother to look it up? She doesn’t know how to spell it anyway.”

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When a kid says, β€œDaddy, I want Mommy,” that’s the kid version of, β€œI want to see your supervisor.”

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The flight home from a recent business trip was pretty empty. So the pilot made a simple request of the passengers.

“We have a little extra room tonight, folks,” he said over the PA system. “So if you would not mind, please take a window seat so the competition thinks the plane is full.”

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A father thought it was about time to lecture his son, who was somewhat scatter-brained and frivolous.

“Jim,” he said, “you are getting to be a man now and you ought to take life more seriously. Just think, if I died all of a sudden, where would you be?”

“I would be right here, dad,” said Jim, “with all of your money.”

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Two guys walking on the beach found an old brass lamp.  The first guy immediately started rubbing it and, sure enough, a Genie popped out! Before he could say anything at all, the Genie turned him into a crab.

The other guy was horrified and shouted, “Why did you do that??”

The Genie shrugged his shoulders and said, “He just rubbed me the wrong way.”

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That it for today everyone! I had another footsball joke to share, but my human lost it. So I tell him to give me more jokes today and now I go have talk with him bout losing my jokes. I hope he have lots of bandages, he going to need them.😹 Have nice day everyone!

Muffin. 😻

Β©2023 Steve McLeod.

14 Comments on “Muffin’s Meowings! #3

  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ way to go Muffin ! Did you attack your human’s feet ? Make sure there are bandages first ! Sleep well tonight ! πŸ˜»πŸ™‚πŸ˜΄

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    • Me thanking you! Happy you like jokes today.😹😹 Not attack human’s feet, he make polo loggy with extra treats!😺 Yep, me always sleep goody, maybe not my human all the time though.πŸŒ›πŸ˜»πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄

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