Muffin’s Meowings! #7

Hi everyone! It me, Muffin, and I back again with more funny stuff for you to laugh at! If you not like, please not tell me, I hurt easy, then I bite my humans feet and he hurt easy! We get started with funny laughs now…

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A man rushed into a drugstore and asked the pharmacist for something to stop hiccups. The pharmacist poured a glass of water and threw it into the mans face.

“Why did you do that?!” the man exploded angrily.

“Well, you do not have hiccups now, do you?” asked the pharmacist.

“No!” shouted the man, “but my wife out in the car does!”

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A man once asked an attractive older lady, “And exactly what is your age?”

She responded, “Can you keep a secret?”

“Yes,” he said.

She replied, “So can I.”

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An elderly lady who bore her years remarkably well was asked by a child if she was young or old.

“My dear,” she replied, “I have been young for a very long time.”

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There is a fellow who loved to go out in his kayak whenever he could. 

One winter it was very cold, so he built a fire on a metal lined pad on the floor of the boat. 

The fire burned through the pad, causing the boat to sink. 

This proves that we cannot have our kayak and heat it, too.

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Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?

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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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Hmm, wonder if that what my human did? He change mind lots. Guess I never know, maybe I should suggest so he stop kicking furniture. Not seem like fun thing to do, always hurt himself, but he keeps doing it. Very strange indeed. Well, happy you come read again today. Have very nice Monday to all you nice human people!

Muffin.

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