Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Funny Time! #9
Hi everyone! It me, Muffin!😺 I hope you up nice and early so you can chuckle into your day. I convince my human that I want name change to my Monday funny post. Now it says it funny post. That much better. And feet of my human get better soon too. It always take him so long to get the message. Now he know. So, here we go with new funny stuff…
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Billion-dollar idea: A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!”
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Due to budget constraints, the Board of the Daily Planet advised Perry White that he had to let one of his star reporters go. He was really overwhelmed about the magnitude of the decision.
“Who should go, Clark Kent or Lois Lane?” What to do, he thought, what he needed was some kind of sign.
That afternoon he was doing some shopping, and when he went to his car he suddenly saw the answer.
The next day he called Clark and Lois into the office and said, “I’m sorry, Lois, but you have to go.”
After Lois collected her things and left, Clark took Perry aside and asked, “Chief, how did you know which one of us should go?”
Perry said, “Well, that turned out to be easier than I thought. While I was parking at the store, I looked up and there was the sign: FIRE LANE.”
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My wife and I had a long argument about whose turn it was to do the laundry. In the end, I threw in the towel.
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I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.
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Question: Have we tried exploding all of the food to see if it makes it better, or did we just stop with corn?
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I am not a morning person. I drink coffee because morning people exist and keep trying to talk to me.
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I saw a sign in a hairdresser shop: “Nice face…shame about the hair.”
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A sign from a furniture company: “Our beds are factory trained not to climb on your children. Please show the same courtesy.”
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One of the best signs I’ve seen was on a van belonging to a curtain and blind retailer. The message on the back of the van said, “This van is being driven by a blind man!”
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Well, that all for today everyone. I hope you have very nice, sunny day!
Muffin.😻
©2023 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
Thanks for the giggles dear Muffin 😻 I would say is the perfect name 😸😻
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Me thanking you human Ribana! My human need one of those smoke detectors!😹😹😟😻
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Hahahaha 😅🤣🤣the last one is supersonic hilarious Uncle Steve 🤗🤣🤣🤣Loved all of it..
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So glad you enjoyed these Simon! I think Muffin had me in mind with the one about the smoke detector!😹😹😲
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🤣🤣maybe Muffin had you in all the line’s 🤣🤣LOL
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Hey now, be careful! Or I will hire a cat over there to bite your feet!😂😂😂😹😹😹
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Hahahaha 😅😅 muffins army? Did u said muffins army? 😱 Okay! Okay! Don’t do that alright 😅
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Yep, she has friends everywhere!!😼😼😼😼😼
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Yes, scary too😱
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😹😹😹😹😹
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Excellent selection today Muffin, thank you 😊
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Me happy you like them!😹😺
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Smoke alarm idea, perfect, Muffin!
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Me thank you! My human need one of those!😹😹😹😟
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😂😂😂
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I want one of those smoke detectors when you guys start making them!
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I think Muffin had me in mind when she picked out that one! It would be a great idea!😂😹
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Muffin you are great ! Loved your jokes , especially the smoke detector…😂😂😂😻❗️
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Me thank you! My human need one like that!😹😹😹
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😂😹
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Me thanking you!😹😹
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Thanks Muffin. We humans need more than just coffee to survive another day. Tickling my funny bone on a consistent basis will hopefully allow me to drive today in the fast lane.
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Me thanking you human Richard! So happy you like my funny stuffs.😹 You have nice evening time!😺🌛
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