Muffin’s Funny Time! #10

Posted on March 13, 2023 by

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Hi everyone! It me, Muffin😺, back with more fun with funnies to share with you! Me hope you having good time today. My human say that Monday means lots of coffee day. Not sure what he mean, he hard to understand sometimes. He do strange things sometimes too. Like other day, he tell me it necessary to be careful with beets, because beet juice can stain clothes with red. Then what he do? He toss beet juice all over light blue shirt! Then he start dancing around kitchen saying “no, no, no”. If he not want to do it, then why he do it? Very strange indeed. Anyway, we get going with funny stuff…

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A professor gave a big exam to his students. When he collected the papers, one student had attached a $100 bill with a note saying: “A dollar per point.”

The next day the student got his test score and $64 change.

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Time-saving tip: Everything can be filed under Miscellaneous.

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Bloopers in Advertising

~ Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again” giving obvious pleasure to the audience.

~ “Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.”

~ The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

~ Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

~ Don’t let worry kill you –let your friends help.

~ Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

~ A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the hall. Music will follow.

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Tip: Save business cards of people you don’t like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write, “Sorry” on the back and leave it on the windshield.

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My mind still thinks I’m 25. My body thinks my mind is crazy.

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That all for today everyone, hope you have very nice day and nice week too! Bye, bye!

Muffin.😻

©2023 Steve McLeod.

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26 Comments on “Muffin’s Funny Time! #10”

  1. I take the last tip of writing sorry instead of business card, yes! business card is costlier than a piece of paper isnt its 😛 ha ha ha 😀 lovely and hilarious, have a lovely day you too uncle Steve and Muffin 🙂

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  2. Your human is strange and funny dear Muffin 😻
    “Don’t let worry kill you –let your friends help.” Ahahah, great friends 😂😂
    Thanks for the giggles 😻😆

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  7. Another delightful trip! Muffin, be sure to tell Steve that every day means coffee. When I was teaching high school accounting, one student couldn’t get his final project to balance. He asked me if I would accept a token payment to square things up.

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    • Wow, it does really happen?😲🙄
      Me thank you for reading my funny post.😹😹 Glad you enjoy! Have very nice evening human Richard!😺🌛

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