Muffin’s Monday Chuckles! #3

Posted on April 3, 2023 by

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Hi everyone, it me, Muffin!😺 I back again! My human tell me so many of you miss me for Monday chuckles time, so I decide to come back. Plus, me miss you too, it terrible not being here to share chuckles with all my friends. So, we get started for today chuckles now…

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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.

“That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

“That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

“What I mean,” said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

The clerk handed him a mirror.

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I taught my dog how to beg. Yesterday he came home with $14.37.

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The accountant for the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe was retiring after working for the firm for seventeen years. Cheatham was interviewing applicants, and was disappointed, as only three had even bothered to send in a resume.

After looking over the application of the first, an accountant with six years experience at Goldman Sachs, he called the first applicant in, and asked the woman what 2 plus 2 was.

She answered, “Four.”

Cheatham said he would call her if she was selected.

The second candidate was a CPA from Harvard, and at the end of the interview he was asked the same question, “What is two and two?”

The CPA replied, “Four.” Cheatham told him that he would call the young man if he was selected.

The third applicant was a recently-graduated philosophy major. Cheatham figured that this wasn’t going to go anywhere, but thought, “What the hey? I’ve got nothing to lose.”

He interviewed the young man quickly and asked, “I know you don’t have an accountancy background, but can you tell me what two plus two is?”

To which the philosophy major replied, “Can you tell me what you want it to be?”

He was hired on the spot.

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The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people

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I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.

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If only ‘snooze’ minutes were as long as microwave minutes.

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The amount of people who confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me.

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How to parallel park… park somewhere else.

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Well, that all for today everybody out there in somewhere land! Hope you get chuckles or giggles or something. Otherwise I have to bite my human. Have nicest day to you today!

Muffin.😻

©2023 Steve McLeod.

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