Muffin’s Monday Chuckles! #8

Posted on May 8, 2023 by

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Morning everyone!😸 I back again with more funny chuckles to share with you! Always good to start week with a good laugh, or chuckle, or even giggle! Here we go again…

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A genie granted me one wish, so I said, “I just want to be happy.”

Now I’m living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.

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My heart says pie and ice cream, but my jeans say, please, please, please, eat a salad!

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Two men were chatting in the living room while their wives were in the kitchen. One of the men was telling the other about this wonderful restaurant he and his wife had visited a few days earlier.

“Wow, sounds great! What’s the name of it?”

“Hmm, what was it? Dear me, I’m having a hard time remembering. Oh, what’s that flower with the pink blossom and thorns on the stem?”

“You mean a rose?”

“Yeah, that’s it.” Then looking over his shoulder he shouted, “Hey Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other night?”

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If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed, and we’re having a meeting.

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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor? It was just a stage he was going through.

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Sign outside a restaurant…

If you like our food, tell your friends, if not, keep coming back, you will get used to it.

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Website= We use cookies to improve our performance.

Me= Same.

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Well, that all for today everyone. Hope you get chuckle or two and remember, I back with my daily funny tomorrow! Have very nice Monday everyone!

Muffin.😻

©2023 Steve McLeod.

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20 Comments on “Muffin’s Monday Chuckles! #8”

  3. Please please eat some salad 😅😅 my jeans says exactly these words, I am getting bigger especilaly on the tummy part😜 I must workout hard😎 LOL! Enjoyed all of that funny collections, lovely muffin🥰😍

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