Muffin’s Daily Fun! #51

Posted on July 10, 2023 by

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Hi everyone! Muffin here,😸 and it Monday, know what that mean? No, not mean back to work. It mean funny time to start week! My human say these funnies today really happened, so here we go…

Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

Witness: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Attorney: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Witness: He is 20, much like your IQ.

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Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

Witness: All of them… The live ones put up too much of a fight.

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That all for today, hope you have laugh or two. And I hope you all have very nicest Monday.

Muffin.😻

©2023 Muffin McLeod.

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