For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi, everyone! It me, MuffinπΈ, back with more funnies for you to start week with laughing, chuckling or giggling. Here we go…
More Real Court Funnies;
Attorney: Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?
Witness: Take a guess.
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Here’s a tip: Ring your doorbell on your way to bed at night. This will
clear the dogs off the bed long enough for you to get in and be comfortable.
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That it for today everyone, have very nice Monday day!
Muffin. π»
Β©2023 Muffin McLeod. (he remember again, I give him treat and not bite feet todayπΈ)
Wow… I hope it’s not the same attorney as last time!
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Nope, different attorney’s this time!πΉ
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Good these, Muffin! Well, you’ve had your signature, now it’s time for you to write your own mystery story.
P.S. Don’t tell Steve I suggested this πππ
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Hehehe! That okay, I write half of them anyway!πΉπΉπ΅οΈββοΈπ
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I was actually thinking about a series of your own. ππ
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Oh, but maybe people like it more than one my human write? hehe, that might be funny though.πΉπΈ
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Who knows? π
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My human say it would mean I would have to stay awake more each day if I write more. Not good, cat people need to sleep lots.πΈπ€
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Your human has some very convincing arguments π
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Yep, that so true, naps more important!πΈπ€
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Me happy you like them!πΉπΉ
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It’s time to fire this attorney. π These were so great!
Enjoy the rest of the day!
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Me happy you like them human Tiffany! It different attorney today!πΉπΉ
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πππ YOU ARE DOING WELL MUFFIN βοΈhave a great night ! π»βοΈ
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Me thanking you human Sharon!πΉ Have nice nighttime!π»ππ€
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Oh Muffin that was really funny but let me tell you the truth these terrible attorneys do exist π€ͺ
Hope Sir Steve is doing well. Blessings to you both π»ππΊπ»πΈππ±πΊπ»
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Hi, hi human Saba!πΈ Nice to see you again! Yep, these from real attorney people, very odd.πΉ My human having some bad days, lots of pain he say,πΏ but he still play with me! Have very nicest day to you!π»ππΈπΈ
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He really is a nice human πΈ
Blessings to him!
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Me thinking so too! Me so happy he adopt me!π»π»
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π€£π€£ Really good funnies and tip, Muffin ! Quite a strong start to launch the week. π
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Me thanking you very much!πΈπ»
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