Muffin’s Daily Fun! #61

Hi to everyone on Monday morning!😸 It good day so far, my alarm clock still work so I can get my fun post ready for you all. Have good funny to start your week today, so, here it is…

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. 

“I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”

The son-in-law interrupted, “Oh, um, I actually hate factories. Can’t stand the noise.”

“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work, too” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don’t like factories and won’t work in a office. What am I going to do with you?”

“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out.”

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I visited my new friend in his new apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So, I threw him out. I hate visitors.

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Well, that all for today, but I back again tomorrow with another fun funny for you! Have very nice day!

Muffin.😻

©2023 Steve McLeod. (Look like someone need help in remembering department again😾)