For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone, I back again with more fun to share with you on this Monday morning! Always start day by sitting, doing big stretch, then lie down, do big stretch, get up, do big stretch, yawn, do big stretch, eat nice breakfast, do big stretch and go back to bed. My human not know how to relax properly yet, he always too busy in morning. Here is fun for today…
“Some people are such treasures, you just want to bury them.”
“Where there is a will, there is a relative.”
“Sign on bus door: Do not board the bus once the driver has closed the bus doors.”
“A second-grade teacher, explaining the concept of rules, asked the students what rules their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.
The first child offered: “Don’t play with your food”.
The second said: “Use your inside voice”.
The third piped up: “Order something cheap”.
“Did you know the word ‘incorrectly’ is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?”
That all for today, have lots of bonus funnies. Have very nice day! Time I go wake my human to start packing, it already 3am!
Muffin.
Β©2023 Muffin McLeod.
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Me happy you like funnies!πΉπΈ
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Good selection
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Me thanking you human Sheree!πΉπΈ
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Me so happy you like funnies today human Rossana!πΉπ»
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πππ Right on Muffin ! π» Be good to your human ! βοΈ
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Me so glad you like funnies!πΉ Me always be good, except sometimes maybe!πΉπ»
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π€£π€£ sp many funnies today. Thanks Muffin! I hope you and Steve have a good night.
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Thanking you human Marie-Luce!πΉπ» Me always sleep good, my human have problem sleeping lately though.πΈπ€π€
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