For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi to everyone!!๐ธ I back again finally! Oh, I miss everyone so much and it nice to be back here again with you. What a time we have had over here, so much change and scary things happen to us.๐ And my human getting so hurt and everything. But this seem like nice place, but very strange. Okay, here is funny for today…
A couple in their nineties is having problems remembering things, so they decide to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, “Where are you going?”
“To the kitchen,” he replies.
She asks, “Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
The husband says, “Sure.”
She gently reminds him, “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?”
He says, “No, I can remember that!”
She then says, “Well, I’d like some strawberries on top. You’d better write it down ’cause I know you’ll forget it.”
He says, “I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
She adds, “I’d also like whipped cream. Now I’m certain you’ll forget that, so you’d better write it down.”
Irritated, he says, “I don’t need to write it down! I can remember that! Ice cream with strawberries! And whipped cream!” He then grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says, “Where’s my toast?”
hehe!๐น Well, that all for today, I hope I not use this one yet, I still not find my funnies notebook. Have nicest day everyone!
Muffin.๐ป
ยฉ2023 Muffin McLeod.
Glad to hear youโre settling in
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Yep, it gets better each day, but nights are still noisy which make it hard to sleep for my human and me.๐๐ฌ๐ค๐ค
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LOL
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I glad you get chuckles today!๐น๐ธ
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This is a classic. ๐
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I happy you like this one human Tiffany!๐น๐ป
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๐๐โ๏ธAnother good one Muffin ! Welcome back Muffin ! ๐ปโ๏ธ
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Me thank you human Sharon, glad you get some chuckles today!๐น๐ป
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Muffin, you keep dropping bombs, and while they explode you tell a joke. That’s not fun! ๐๐น
What happened to Steve while moving? Are you guys OK?
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Me? Do boom boom?
My human fall off stepping thingy and land on other stuff! He really get hurt and not able to move much at first. He still in lots of pain from that and can’t walk lots yet. But he says it getting better, but me not so sure. He still do too much unpacking instead of relax like he supposed to do. Sigh.๐๐ป
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๐คฃ๐คฃ Made my day, Muffin. Boom, boom.
Your human must learn to take a break and enjoy each day at a time. And tell him to see a doctor, ask for help.
Scratch him if he doesn’t get that easily, please. ๐นโ๐ฐ
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Oh, me like the scratching part and I add a couple bites too! I let him know you told me to do it.๐น I wish he take break, but he kinda stubborn sometimes. But today he relax and we have fun together.๐ป๐ป
I happy you like boom boom!๐น Have nicest day and I send meows and purrs to you and Fifi!๐ปโค๏ธ
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๐ yeah, you and Fifi both. He plays and he looks like a little angel when he does so, however, I have to deal with the bites and scratches after. Play nice! ๐
Fifi sends his purrs and meows โค๏ธ๐บ๐โ
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Oh, he little angel just like me! That so nice. Bites and scratches while playing just show we love our humans!
Thank you Fifi!๐ปโค๏ธ
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Yes, yes pure angels ๐๐ค
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I so glad you get some chuckles from funny today!๐น๐ป
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So funny Muffin! Youโre the best joke teller! ๐ธ
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I thank you human Renee! I happy you get chuckles today!๐น๐ธ
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This made me laugh, Muffin. I am glad you are settled in and I hope all goes well for you. ๐ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Yep, we doing good, getting settling but my human still not sleeping too good yet. Me happy you get nice chuckles today!๐น๐ธ
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Welcome back ! I hope the settling in is going well for you and Steve. This was a real good funny ! ๐
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Thank you, so glad you liked funny!๐น
We get settled slowly like, so many strange noises here, but it real nice place!๐ธ๐
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