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Muffin’s Daily Fun! #108 and 109
Hi to all my loyal readers out there wherever you are!😺 I not really know where you are, but you are out there somewhere. I have big map, so if I know what country you are from, I can look it up. I have readers from all over the world! That really cool for me. I sorry I miss yesterday. My human sorry too. Today he having trouble walking. Because of sore feet from teeth bites. Hehe!😹 So, today you get two in one, here is first one…
“A young child asked a woman how old she was. She answered, “39 and holding.” The child thought for a moment, then said, “And how old would you be if you let go?”
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“I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.”
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“TEACHER: Why didn’t you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we’re left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day – 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you’re left with 3 days in the year to study! Let’s say you only go out for 2 days…you’re left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That’s why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.”
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There, I give big bonus because you have to wait so long for my funnies post. I hope you all have nice day today!
Muffin.😻
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Muffin, you’re on fire today! Love the first two.
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Hehe! Me happy you getting chuckles from funnies human Sheree!😹😺🍁🍂
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Me glad you get chuckles from funnies human Rossana!😹😺🍁🍂
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Gotta give Muffin’s teacher story to my wife! That’ll explain to her why her students think they can pass her exams without ever accessing her homework assignments! 😂
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I wish I would have thought of something like that when I was in school. I remember a couple of my teachers that would have gotten a good laugh out of it!😂😹🍁🍂
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Teache story is great. The funnier thing is students often spend thrice as much time and energy, avoiding work as it would have tankes to do it Humans are a wierd bunch, Muffin 🤣😎🙃
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Me thanking you human Mr. Ohh!😺
Yep, humans are for sure, me live with one! He know he shouldn’t do something, but he do it anyway! That weird alright.😹🍁🍂
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🤣🤣 Funny logic that last one. 😉
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Wish I could have thought of such things when I was in school.😂
My human funny type it seems! Me happy you liked that one!😹😺🍁🍂
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Love the studying one
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If the test was for math or debate class that student may not have had to study. 😏
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I really wish I could have thought of something like this when I was in school. A couple of my teachers would have gotten a good laugh out of it.😂😹🍁🍂
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