Muffin’s Daily Fun! #110

Hi, hi to all of you out there in blogging land! I back finally. My human and me have been so busy today that I forgot all about my funny post! But I here now and I have two funnies for you to end the week. Here we go…

“I think the lady at the airline counter just threatened me.

She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?”

I laughed and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”

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I made a huge to-do list for today. Just not sure who’s gonna do it.

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On a wintry day, my 90-year-old father was in the supermarket trying to pay for his groceries. Bundled up against the cold, his gloved hands were having trouble retrieving and counting the exact change.

The transaction evidently took too long for the man behind him in line, who muttered a curse.

Dad stopped counting, turned around, and warned, “Be quiet or I’ll write a check.”

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Oops, that three of them, you get bonus today! I hope you have nice weekend and I have more fun funnies on Monday!

Muffin.

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