Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Daily Fun! #111
Happy Monday and Happy Thanksgiving also to you!😺 It seem like such long time ago since my last fun post, weekends take so long, specially since I had to really look after my human on the weekend. He do such strange things sometimes too. Like crawling around on the floor playing with my toys and telling me how much fun it is to play with them. I just sat and watched him.😹 He did seem to be enjoying himself though, but good thing no one saw him doing that, might think he lose mind or something. Oh well, here is today’s fun funnies for you to enjoy…
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters’ place.
They put up a big bold sign which read: “WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!”
Not to be outdone, the old master barber put up his own sign: “WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!”
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected.
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“Doctor, it’s been a month since my last visit, and I still feel miserable.”
“Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?”
“I sure did. The bottle said ‘Keep tightly closed’.”
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Did you know that the word “incorrectly” is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
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Also, the word “wrong” is spelled wrong in every dictionary.
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However, the word “right” is always spelled right and the word “correct” is always spelled correct in every dictionary. So, all of this means…nothing really, just kind of filling in some time.
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That it for today, big list this time, hope at least one is funny, otherwise my human is going to have extra sore feet today!😹🙄 Have nice Monday everyone!
Muffin.😻
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Steve`s Country 
Obviously inspired today, Muffin
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Me thank you human Sheree!😹😺🍁🍂
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Happy Thanksgiving, Muffin!
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Oh, me thank you so much human Rossana! It nice Thanksgiving day for us!😺😻🍁🍂
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Happy Thanksgiving Muffin Fun Stuff. And don’t worry. Your human is crazy, but it’s the good kind. 🤣😎🙃
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Me thanking you human Mr. Ohh! Yep, guess he is good kinda crazy!😹😺🍁🍂
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Where do you find these jokes???😂😂 I am sure am glad you know how to spell correctly!😹🤠🤠Have a nice day napping in the sun next to the window!!🤠
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Me look hard in many places, like on Mewtube, that special place for cats. hehe!😹😹 Yep, it nice sunny day here and I nap in sun for a while. My human say it real cold outside today!😺🍁🍂
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I wish I had a nice fur coat line yours to wear!😉😹 Then, I would be warm and cozy, instead of stiff as a board!🙄
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Why you are stiff and bored? Maybe you should try bouncing around house for a while, then not be bored.😺😹
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I’m getting old and don’t bounce so we’ll anymore!😅 But perhaps I’ll try the jumping on one foot like Steve d I especially and see if that helps!😂
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Ooh, yeah, that a good one too and don’t forget to put both hands on head and go oooo, aaaa, oooo, aaaa!😹
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I’ll write that down!😂
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That good idea, not want to make mistake.😹
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I don’t think it will stop that from happening, it’s pretty much a part if who I am. 😂
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Oooh, that what my human say too. But don’t grab hair, my human do that, big mistake. Oh well, that hair was lonely anyway.😹😹
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He’s got none left then!😂😂😂
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He say he have lots. I say, they gone on vacation maybe?😹
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I think they retired!😂😂
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Hmm, I not see any tires on head, maybe I suggest it to him.😹
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Speaking of tired…😴 It’s that time again!!
Good Night 😴 🥱 🌃 🌙
Well 💤 🛌
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Same idea, same time, Good night again!
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Nighty Night 🌙 😴 ✨️
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That’s a lot of chuckles ! Thanks Muffin. 😄 I hope Steve and you had a good Thanksgiving day. Good evening !
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Glad you enjoy them!😹 Yep, we have good day together, have chicken dinner too. Have nice evening to you!😺🍁🍂
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Miam ! Chicken. 🙂
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Yep, it real good!😺
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