For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi to my favorite readers!πΊ That you by the way! Today is Friday day so last fun day for this week, but there will be more fun next week. Until then you have to read my humans posts. I know, he not so funny, but he try anyway. Maybe laugh at him to make him feel good. Well, here is fun funny for today…
It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house.
She’ll be happy to know I got the hint.
I got her a magazine rack.
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I get plenty of exercise — jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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I had a brilliant thought once but it got lonely and left.
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Interviewer: You’re asking for a pretty high salary for someone without any experience.
Interviewee: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I don’t know what I’m doing.
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The scary part is, someday these are going to be referred to as the good old days.
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That all for today everyone, have very nice weekend!
Muffin.π»
Β©2023 Muffin McLeod.
On fire today Muffin and I particularly like the first one.
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Hehe!πΉ Me happy you like them human Sheree! Sorry is late reply, my human not been well, but he starting to get better.πΊππ
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Hope your human feels better soon. Has he been overdoing it?
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No, he not overdo it this time. He say maybe it the cold wet weather. Maybe stress too.π
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Understandable then
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Yep, he worse today again too. Sigh.π
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Give him my best
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Me thank you, I tell him.π»ππ
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You are on a roll today, Muffin. I particularly like the last one. Have a cozy and meowy day. Hugs from Callie. π½
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Hehe!πΉ Thanking you human Eugenia! Hope you having nice weekend days. I send purrs to Callie and meows too!π»ππ
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You are welcome, Muffin.
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Glad you enjoy funnies in this one human Rossana!πΉπΊππ
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Good ones today. I think I was in that interview π€£ππ
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Too bad I couldn’t think of things like that in my interviews!ππΉππ
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Haha ha where do u had all these humorous oneππππ π lol have a good day Uncle Steve π& Muffin π
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Not sure where my human find these funnies, but he say there are lots more yet. Good thing or I have to bite feet!πΉπ¬
Glad you are enjoying them Simon! Enjoy your Sunday!ππ»ββππ
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Thank you uncle Steve π₯°
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Thanks for stopping by Simon!ππ»
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Well, maybe she could use some more inspiration ππΊβ
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Oh, that good, I tell my human!πΉππ
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Oh wow ! Lots and lots of chuckles ! Thank you Muffin, it is very generous of you to share so many good funnies with us. That poor lonely thought. π€£ Have a good evening and a good beginning of the week. Hope your human feel a lot better soon.
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I wanted to give treat for Friday day!πΊ Yep, my human have problem with those lonely thoughts!πΉ My human was starting to feel better yesterday, now today he not feel so good again.π
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Oh well you know what it means, Muffin, you need to let Steve rest so he can recover soon. π
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Hmm, maybe if I bite his arm for change!πΉ
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You made me pause and reflect on the last one, Muffin ππ€
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Yep, that scary one too! Thank you for stopping to read my post!πΊπ»ππ
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My pleasure, Muffin ππ»πΊπΈ
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