Muffin’s Daily Fun! #122

Posted on October 25, 2023 by

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Hi, hi everyone!😺 A big oops yesterday, there not any fun funnies for you! Me sleep in too late. But today I remember and here I am. And not to worry, we catch up later with another funnies post too, so you get two today! Hehe!😹 So, here is first funny for you…

A couple were in a busy shopping center.

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on her phone. “Where are you? the wife said. “You know we have lots to do.”

He replied, “Do you remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace. I couldn’t afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you?”

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. “Yes, I do remember that shop” she replied. “Well, I am in the video game store next to that.”

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A fisherman is walking from the pier carrying lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman says, “I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets.  Every day I come and whistle and these lobsters jump out of the water.  I take them for a walk and then return them.”

The warden is highly skeptical, so the fisherman says, “If you don’t believe me just watch!” and throws the lobsters into the water.

The warden says, “Now whistle to your lobsters and show me how they jump out of the water.”

The fisherman says, “What lobsters?”

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I hope you enjoy funnies and have nice day too!

Muffin.😻

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