For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone!πΊ Muffin here! Wow, we sure get lots of clouds at our new home, the sun not shine here much at all. Just cloudy days and cloudy nights, all since we come to heights! And this I know, it give me frights! Oh well, guess that the way it is in this part of town. I was hoping for more sunshine to sleep in. Well, another week is done for the fun funnies, but more coming next week too! Here is funny for today…
“We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?”
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Overweight: Living beyond your seams.
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A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees a freight train. The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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You know what wakes you up faster than coffee? Spilled coffee.
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That all for today, have nice Friday day everyone!
Muffin.π»
Β©2023 Muffin McLeod.
The last three were particularly funny
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I agree π€£π€£
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Thanks
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Me too Someone!π
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Me so happy you enjoyed them human Sheree!πΉπΊβοΈβοΈ
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Love the train one! π
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Hehe!πΉπΉ My human laugh loud and long with that one! Have nice day!πΊβοΈβοΈ
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the last three are hilarious π€£ππ€£
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Hehe!πΉπΉ Everyone like those! Have very nice weekend human Tiffany!π»βοΈβοΈ
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Love number 3 Muffin. That just sounds like it came from a cat π€£ππ
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Hehe!πΉ Maybe it does come from cat! Have nice weekend!πΊβοΈβοΈ
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I loved the jokes, Muffin β€οΈβ
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Me so happy to hear that human Katherine!πΉπΊ Me like new picture of you too!π»π·βοΈβοΈ
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Thanks, Muffin! π
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Welcome!π»βοΈβοΈ
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My husband likes the coffee joke. Lol
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Oh, that nice to hear!πΎ My human know that one, he spill morning coffee on carpet, he woke up real fast!πΉπΉβπ
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Lol. It even woke up the cleaning supplies.
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Yep, sure did, real fast like!πΉ
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The dog one, so true ! π And the train one makes me laugh so much. πππ
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Yes, I got a good laugh out of the train joke too!πΉπ
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