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Muffin’s Daily Fun! #128
Hi out there to everyone in blogging land!😺 I back again today with midweek fun time for you all. I have been busy looking for more fun funnies to share with you today. And I find some, with some help from my human. He like to look for funnies with me, he even say so. I think that what he say anyway, it sound like it, so I say he say what I think he say whether he say or not say it so we say he say it even if he not say it but I sure he did say it anyway. Hehe!😹 Now for funny for today…
I thought getting old would take longer.
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The owner of a company tells his employees, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I’m giving everyone a check for $5,000!”
Thrilled, the employees gather round and high five one another.
“And if you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks!”
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How do you start a fairy tale in the modern age?
“If elected, I promise…”
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Grocery store product sign: Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!
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Well, that all for today, have nice Wednesday day everyone!
Muffin.😻
©2023 Muffin McLeod.
Ahahaha 😹😹 Thank you both for a good laugh 😹😻
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Me thanking you so much human Ribana!😹 My human say he thanks you too!😊 Have very nicest day to you!😻🌞
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Me happy you get lots of smiley laughs human Rossana!😹 Have very nicest day!😻🌞
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😂
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Me so happy you get laughs again today human Sheree!😹 Have very nicest day!😻🌞
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You too Muffin
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Thanking you!😻
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Heads will roll! 😂🤣🤣😂
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Must admit, I liked that one too!😂😹
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Love the last One. The fairy tale is too true to be funny 🤣😎🙃
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But that’s what makes it so funny! The last one is good though!😂
Me agree too!😹
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🤣🤣 Heads will roll, my favourite of this batch ! But they are all very good again. Thank you Muffin !
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Me so glad you like this one! Everyone seem to like the rolling heads funny!😹😹 Have nice day to you!😻☕❄️
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