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Muffin’s Daily Fun! #130
Hi, hi everyone!😺 It Friday today and that mean it end of the week, well, kind of anyway. Not sure why they call this end of week when still one more day to go. Saturday is last day of week, not Friday. Calendar very confusing. Human people days very confusing too, always need to do something. Cat people have better idea. I eat, I sleep, I bite my human, we play tag after I bite my human, until he run into something and fall down, then game of tag stop.😹🙄 Oh well, here is fun funnies for today…
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
His mother had an idea: “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?”
He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.
“I was totally humiliated,” he moaned. “She insisted on washing the dishes.”
“What is wrong with that?” asked his mother.
“We hadn’t started eating yet.”
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A police office came to my house and asked where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered “kindergarten.”
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Some are born to greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them. Most of
us just read about it.
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I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say “wow” that many times in your first session.
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That all for today everyone! See you on Monday, the first and second day of the week!😹
Muffin.😻
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Me happy you get chuckles human Sheree,😹 have very nice weekend time!😺
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You have a nice weekend too
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Me thanking you! It look like good weekend for napping. And playing.😺💤
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Good stuff as always. It reminded me of a faveorite. My mother told me to inviite my Girlfriend over to my apartment for a home cooked meal. I said okay mom, but you have to leave after you serve it. 🤣🙃😎
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Oh, that a very good one too!😹😂 Have nice weekend human Mr. Ohh!😺
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😂😂😂
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Me happy you get lots of chuckles today human Rossana!😹 Have very nice weekend time!😺
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Good ones, Muffin! I love the second one.🤣😹☕☕
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Oh, me happy you get some chuckles from these human Eugenia!😹😹 Have nice weekend!😺
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Thank you Muffin. These funnies are definitely keepers. It’s usually a better strategy to arrange the “first” date on a neutral site, far away from home.
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Me so happy you like these human Richard! My human agree with idea for first date!😹😹
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Great collection of funnies Muffin ! 😂🤣 wishing Steve and you a nice Tuesday. 🙂
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Oh, thank you so much!😹 Glad you get laughs from this one. You have nice day too!😺😊☕☕
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