Steve`s Country
For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Muffin’s Daily Fun! #131
Hi, hi everyone!😺 It Monday again and that mean, um, that it Monday again! And Monday rhyme with funday! So let’s have fun on Monday today, smile nice and big and everyone will wonder what you up to. Hehehehe!😹 Not work with my human though. I smile, he say, “Oh, Muffin want food?” I rub around legs, he say, “Oh, Muffin want food?” I sit beside food dish, he say, “Oh, Muffin want to play?” That when I go over and bite back of leg! Sigh. Here is funny for today…
When does a joke become a dad joke?
~When it becomes apparent.
~When you store it in a dad-a-bank.
~When the punchline is full groan.
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Sometimes success is just getting the laundry in the dryer before the mildew sets in.
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I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech guy is asleep. (He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.)
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I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today. His mom got really angry.
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Three mothers are sitting on a park bench talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them.
Sadie says, “You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is and how much he loves his mother.”
Minnie says,”You call that love? You know the Eldorado Cadillac I got for Mother’s Day? That’s from my son Bernie. What a doll.”
Shirley says, “That’s nothing. You know my son Stanley? He sees a psychoanalyst on Park Ave. Five sessions a week. And what does he talk about? Me!”
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Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.
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Well, that all for today, I hope you all have very nice Monday!
Muffin.😻
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Steve`s Country 
I ate a kid’s meal? 😂🤣🤣😂😂
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That definitely a good one, my human laugh too about that one!😹😂
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I think your human needs a little more of your affection… Try more of that biting…🤭🤭🤠🤠Happy Monday Funday!!😁
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Oh, thank you human Dusty person!😻 Yep, I think you right, specially since he wake me up during afternoon napping time!😾😼
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Maybe you should bite his big toe?🤔 I think he would really appreciate that!🤭😉😁 Good Night 😴 Muffin😺
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Oh, that not good idea, big toe too hard, he not feel it, better to bite other toes, but bottom of feets is best, nice and tender!😹😹😬
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Ooooo…. good choice!!😋😹🤭 Have a nice Muffin nap!💤
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Thanking you! It good day for napping!😺💤💤
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Hahaha people were bidding on me😂😂LOL… funny collections 😂😂🤝 thanks for the laugh uncle Steve and muffin 🥰
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Yep, that’s why I don’t go to antique auctions anymore!😹😂
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Hahaha 😂😂😂😂Lol
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😂😂😹😹
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Great selection today Muffin
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Me thank you human Sheree!😹 Have very nice day!😺
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You too Muffin
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Thanking you, it was very nice day, good napping time!😺
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😂😂😂
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Me happy I could give laughs to you today human Rossana!😹😺
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Ouch! The antique joke sounds like something one of my granddaughters says. I just tell her that I am well-seasoned.
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Oh, that very good, must tell my human that one! That why he not go to antique auctions anymore!😹😹
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Nice jokes, Muffin! 😹
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Me thanking you so much human Katherine!😹 Have very nicest day to you!😻❄️❄️
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Really good ones, Muffin ! 🤣🤣 Thanks for the laughters. Have a nice evening and a beautiful day tomorrow !
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I so happy that you enjoy these funnies!😹😹 Have nice Friday tomorrow!😺
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