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Muffin’s Daily Fun! #133
Hi out there to everyone!😺 I so happy that many of you like to read my funnies post each day! I work real hard to find funnies to share with you. Yep, it not easy to get my human to find them. But when teeth not work, then I use claws, they always work. hehe!😹 Here is funnies for today…
A new skydiver and his instructor were high in the air when the student was getting ready to jump. Just before he was ready to leap his teacher gave him some final instructions.
“Listen carefully! You jump…count to 3…and pull your rip cord! If that does not work, pull the cord on your reserve chute! There will be a truck down there to pick you up!”
The new skydiver took a deep breath and plunged into the open air. After free falling he counted to 3 and pulled his ripcord. Nothing happened. He pulled the cord on his reserve chute, and nothing happened. Totally disgusted, the skydiver said…
“RATS! I’ll bet that truck is not down there either!”
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As the manager of our hospital’s softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.
When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.
I heard one man say to his wife, “Look, honey, here comes your anesthesiologist.”
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You are having a bad day when you see a sign in your dentist’s office that says, “No pain, no gain.”
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That all of them for today, I hope you all have great day!
Muffin.😻
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Me so happy you get laughs human Rossana!😹😻
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My favorite was the anesthesiologist.
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Yep, I liked that one too!😂😂
And me too too!😹😹
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That dentist😂😂😂😂LOL
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Me very happy you get laughs human Simon!😹😻
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Thank you Muffin🥰🥰
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Me happy you get laughs human Sheree!😹😺
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🤣🤣 Those were all fantastic jokes!😉😂
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Me am thanking you so much!😹 Have nice night!😻💤
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Thank You kitten 😸 You have a nice night also sweet cat nap dreams! 😴
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She’s already out, curled in a ball on my lap!😀
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Awesome post! Muffin, keep those claws armed and ready so the human stays on schedule. After all, nothing will be gained without a bit of pain.
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Hehehe!😹😹 That so true, that so true! Me thanking you so much!😺
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That anesthesiologist one made me chuckle 😂
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Me happy you get chuckles human Ami!😹😺
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