Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Daily Fun! #135
Hi to everyone today!😺 My human say it going to be nice outside today, but scary inside today. Well, he not say scary, me say scary.🙀 He say people coming inside with new cold room. My human call it fridge. Strange name. It make cold air and have good food inside. Nice room. But not like part about strange people coming in here again, that just too scary for me. Hope they not in here very long. Anyway, here is funny for today…
When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell life you want coffee.
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As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient’s wrists.
Once when I asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies, she said she could not eat bananas.
Imagine my surprise when several hours later a very irate son came out to the nurse station demanding, “Who is responsible for labeling my mother ‘bananas’?”
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That all for today. Have nicest day to everyone!
Muffin.😻🌞
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Happy you get laughs!😹😻
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Happy you get chuckles today!😹😻
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I agree Kitten!🤠 Lemons are for lemonade!!🤭😉😸 Have a great day, and may the strangers not stay to long!🤭
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Thanking you! Not see strangers yet, maybe they get lost.😹
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Maybe they will bring you some tasty treats?😻😺😋 If they get too loud just go take a nice cat nap until they are gone.🤔
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Not take treats from strangers, might be poison! I just go and hide.🙀
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That’s very smart of you!! Maybe your human can taste them to make sure they are safe?🤔🤭😉
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😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
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Now that’s the Muffin I know!🤭😉
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😺💤💤💤💤
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Sounds like Steve needs help with his toes again… 🤭😹
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Hard to do when she is asleep!😂
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She’s all worn out from the stress of getting a new fridge!🤠🤭😸 Poor thing!!
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Yep, that’s it. I will let her know what you said.🙄😀
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Aww… your such a nice human to her…🤠😉😸
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Thank you!😀
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I love the coffee pun, Muffin! 😸
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Me thanking you human Katherine!😹 I hope you have very nice day, even though day almost over for you!😻🌞
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Of course. It is indeed, heading out to bed.
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Hehe!😹 Me in bed now, having noon time nap!😺💤
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😆 Bananas indeed ! Thanks for the chuckles ! Hope you and Steve have a great Wednesday, Muffin.
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Me glad you liked the funnies today and get chuckles!😹 We having great Wednesday, so nice and sunny. Me hope you have very nice Wednesday too!😺🌞
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