For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi everyone!πΊ It me, Muffin, I back again with more fun funnies for you to enjoy! What a day yesterday! My human tell me strangers coming with new fridge box. But then I have nap and my human not tell me strangers have arrived. He just let me sleep instead of telling me. Then I suddenly wake up with strangers in apartment! What a scary thing!π I have discussion with my human after strangers leave.πΎ Next time he warn me ahead of time. Here are funnies for today…
My body just asked for water and I gave it a chocolate covered donut instead. Nobody tells me what to do.
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If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say.
Purrfection cannot be improved.
Menopaws: This is the hottest I’ve been in years.
Take my advice. I’m not using it.
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Cats know how we feel. They don’t care, but they know.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. They have never forgotten this.
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Hehehe!πΉ That all for today everyone, have very nice day!
Muffin.π»
Β©2023 Steve McLeod.
Amazing wisdom. Muffin, you are becoming a bit of a philosopher with your daily fun. Perhaps some will rub off on the Human.
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Hehehe!πΉ Me thanking you so much human Richard! Have very nicest day to you!πΊπ
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Maybe we should be bowing when you enter the room???π€πΉ
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Hey, that not bad idea!πΉ Must have discussion with my human about that.πΌ He also need practice as butler, he good at waiter position though.πΊπ»
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hehehe..π€ππ€ You’re one smart Kitten!π
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Natcherly, all us cats are more intelligent people than people!πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ
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Now how can I argue with that??ππ€ π€πΉ
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Right, good you not argue!πΉπΉ
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Yes, I like my feet without little red dotsππ€ .
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Hmm, that very strange. Well, sunshine on floor so must go to bed. Good night. πΊπ€π€π€π€
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Sleep well little kitten πΈ
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Glad you liked funny jokes today!πΉπΊ
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Love all the cat jokes – so true, particularly the last one!
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So happy you like them!πΉ My human get laughs from them too!π
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Oh la la ! Quite good ones, Muffin. ππ
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Me so happy you liked the funnies today!πΉ Hope you having nice evening!πΊπ
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