Muffin’s Daily Fun! #137

Hi to all of you once again!😺 Wow, the days go by so fast around here, hardly have time to finish all my naps! Only have one nap in the morning instead of two like I supposed to have. But I get lots of napping in afternoon. Then me and my human go outside on balcony room. I go to edge and look down again, but it so scary! And big noisy truck go past right then too so I ask to go back inside real quick.🙀 Whew! That was close one. So, here we go with fun funnies for today…

DOG’S NOTE TO SELF: These are just some of the things I must remember (in order to keep my present living arrangements):

~ The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

~ I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.

~ I will not eat the cats’ food, before they eat it or after they throw it up.

~ The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

~ When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it’s raining outside.

~ We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on television.

~ I will not munch on “leftovers” in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food.

~ I will not bite the officer’s hand when he reaches in for Mom’s driver’s license and registration.

~ The cat is not a squeaky toy so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it is usually not a good thing.

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Two brothers at dinner; two steaks on the platter. The younger brother immediately helps himself to the bigger piece.

Older brother: “When are you going to learn to be polite???”

Younger brother: “If you had first pick, which would you take?”

Older brother: “The smaller piece, of course.”

Younger brother: “So what are you whining about? You want the smaller piece? You got it!”

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That all for today everyone, hope you enjoy! Have very nice day to all of you!

Muffin.😻

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