Muffin’s Daily Fun! #138

Posted on November 17, 2023 by

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Hi everyone!😺 I back, finally! My human forget to wake up early this morning. I try to wake him, but he open eye, then go back to sleep. So, now we have big discussion about my fun funnies post. It too bad he forget to buy bandages when he out shopping on Monday. But he have lots rags to use and now he have big funny looking feet! Maybe he remember now. Oh well, here is funny for Friday…

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks past you.

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There’s one thing about baldness … it’s tidy.

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I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists’ canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: “Can you please cut some canvas for me?”

Me: “Certainly, what width?”

Customer (confused and slightly annoyed): “Um, scissors??”

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The app that counts my steps asked me if I’ve died.

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95% of people are completely STUPID! Luckily, I’m in the other 10%.

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A group of Americans were touring Holland by bus.  They stopped at a cheese farm where a young guide led them through the process of making cheese from goat’s milk.  She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

“These,” she explained, “are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.”  She then asked, “What do you do in America with your old goats?”

A spry old gentleman answered: “They send us on bus tours!”

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That all for today, I back again on Monday, have a very super weekend to you!

Muffin. 😻🌞

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