Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Daily Fun! #138
Hi everyone!😺 I back, finally! My human forget to wake up early this morning. I try to wake him, but he open eye, then go back to sleep. So, now we have big discussion about my fun funnies post. It too bad he forget to buy bandages when he out shopping on Monday. But he have lots rags to use and now he have big funny looking feet! Maybe he remember now. Oh well, here is funny for Friday…
That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks past you.
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There’s one thing about baldness … it’s tidy.
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I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists’ canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.
Customer: “Can you please cut some canvas for me?”
Me: “Certainly, what width?”
Customer (confused and slightly annoyed): “Um, scissors??”
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The app that counts my steps asked me if I’ve died.
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95% of people are completely STUPID! Luckily, I’m in the other 10%.
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A group of Americans were touring Holland by bus. They stopped at a cheese farm where a young guide led them through the process of making cheese from goat’s milk. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
“These,” she explained, “are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.” She then asked, “What do you do in America with your old goats?”
A spry old gentleman answered: “They send us on bus tours!”
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That all for today, I back again on Monday, have a very super weekend to you!
Muffin. 😻🌞
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Steve`s Country 
Is your human going on a bus tour?? 🤭🤭😂😂😹😹
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No, bus tour people say he too slow.😹😹
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🤭 His world is just slower than theirs.
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They say one hour bus tour would take all day!😹
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Maybe you should get him a new faster watch?? That would speed him up.🤠😂
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Oh, good idea! Um, what is watch?😺
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It’s a time machine..😉⌚
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Oh, but why we have to watch it?
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That’s a good question! Maybe your human knows that answer.🤠😉
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He say watch is like clock tied to wrist. Human people very strange.😹😹😹😹
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😂
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Hehe!😹 Me happy you getting chuckles today!😺
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Oh, me happy you getting lots chuckles today!😹😺
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Lol…. Bus tours!
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I liked that one too!😂😹
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😂😂😂 Muffin you are awesome… lol funnies… enjoyed it. Thank you both Muffin & Steve 🥰
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Since Muffin is enjoying her pre bedtime nap,😺💤💤 then I get to answer.😂 Happy that you got some chuckles out of these Simon.😀 You are welcome, have a wonderful weekend!😊😻
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It was a lovely weekend 💐 thank you. Have a lovely Sunday uncle Steve 🥰
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It was a great day Simon! Sunny and mild.😊😺🌞☕☕
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Another great batch of funnies Muffin 🤣🤣! I like them all, but the last is my favorite. 😉 Wish Steve and you a pleasant Sunday !
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Me happy you enjoyed these and get chuckles!😹😹 We have great day here, hope you did too!😺😊
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Yes, it was a good one here too. Thank you 🙂
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😊😺❄️☕☕
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The app joke was funny, but how can they tell if you’re dead of alive? 🤣😹☕
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Maybe because the person doesn’t move?😹😂
Me not knowing what app is either, humans so complicated people sometimes.🙀🙄
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😹 funny Muffin
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Another great day Muffin, But I even liked the conversation you had with Dusty Boots in the comments 🤣😎🙃
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hehehe!😹 Me happy you like them human Mr. Ohh!😹 Talking with human Dusty person is fun too!😺
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