Muffin’s Daily Fun! #140

Hi to all of you on this very cold Tuesday morning! Hehe! I get to say it first before my human does! Actually, it not so cold, in here anyway. Outside look freezing like so I glad to be inside snuggling with my human in his warm wool blanket. I tell him it time to bring out antique coverlet blanket. He say not yet, wait until December. I say to bring it out now. We have big discussion. My human bringing it out today and putting it on bed. Hehe! Here is today funny especially for American readers who having late Thanksgiving day time this week…

THINGS TO DO TO LIVEN UP THANKSGIVING DINNER

> When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, “I am thankful I did not get caught,” and refuse to say anything more.

> Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms.

> During mid-meal turn to mom and say, “See mom, I told you they would not notice that the turkey was past the expiration date. You were worried for nothing.”

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A surgeon was invited to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend’s house.

The host deftly carved the turkey and said, “I’d make a pretty good surgeon, don’t you think?”

The surgeon replied, “Anybody can take it apart. Let’s see you put it back together again.”

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Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings…one by one…as each relative goes home.

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That all for today, have nice day everyone!

Muffin.

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