Muffin’s Daily Fun! Friday Edition.

Hi to all of you and everyone too!😺 It me, Muffin, with some more funnies for you to laugh, chuckle or giggle at today. My human say he want to help me again today and pick out funnies for you all. So, I say to him that he can do that, but I read them first. After all, they might not maybe be good ones. I have reputation to watch. So, here are his picks for today…

Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch.

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Martin was a slow-working employee and found it difficult to hold a job. Finally, he found work at the Zoo. The zookeeper, aware of his reputation, assigned him to the tortoise section.

Later, the zookeeper dropped by and found Martin standing by an empty enclosure.

“Where are the tortoises?” the zookeeper asked.

“I cannot believe it!” said Martin.  “I just opened the door and then … Whooooosh!”

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Some people like living in the past.  For one thing, the rent is a lot cheaper.

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A secretary, a paralegal, and a partner in a big law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”

“Me first! Me first!” says the secretary. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.

“Me next! Me next!” says the paralegal. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of exotic foods, and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.

“You’re next,” the Genie says to the partner. The partner says, “I want those two back in the office right after lunch.”

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That all for today, have very nice weekend time and I see you on Monday!

Muffin. 😻

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