Muffin’s Daily Fun! #143

Hi, hi to all of you!😺 A big oops on my part,🙀 I sleep in yesterday and not get my funnies out for you to enjoy. That bad. But I here today with more fun funnies for you to laugh at, giggle at, chuckle at, or even groan at! My human chuckle at me for not getting Daily Fun out for you. So we have discussion. I win. He need more bandages. He never learn. Oh, me almost escape out into hallway room to have look around out there. My human nearly fall on top of me trying to stop me. We have discussion again. Good thing he have lots of rags. Sigh. Okay, here is funny for today…

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr. Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: “What is the usual tip?”

“Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.”

“Is that so?” snorted Mr. Smith. “Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here’s five dollars.”

“Thanks,” replied the youth, “I’ll put this in my school fund.”

“What are you studying in school?” asked Larry.

The lad smiled and said: “Applied psychology.”

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“This little computer,” said the sales clerk, “will do half of your job for you.”

Studying the machine, the senior VP said, “Fine. I’ll take two.”

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Common sense is the least common of the senses.

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Well, that it for today, have very nice day today!

Muffin. 😻

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