Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Friday Fun! #3
Hi, hi to everyone out there!😺 Nice to see you here with me again! Another week almost gone again, but one more day to go, um, except some places that have 2 more days left. Me still not understand that one. My human try to explaining it to me, but sound too complicating. So me just bite back of his leg instead. That really make him yell loud! I tell him he maybe wake up neighbors, so he stop. Then I stick out tongue and run away fast! hehehe!😹 We have so much fun here. Okay, now time for Friday funnies…
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Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.”
“Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog Spike. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!” “I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!”
When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!”
To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
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I want to go Christmas shopping and spend money, but not my own money.
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Two absolutely predictable events strangely hit many people totally unforeseen: Christmas and old age.
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Well, that all for today everyone. I hope you all have very, very nice weekend!
Muffin. 😻🎄
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Steve`s Country 
Muffin, you should be a stand-up comedian! I loved your jokes! But you should try to take it easy on your human… he may bite back! 😂😹At least behave until the Christmas season is over. We don’t want you being on Santa’s Naughty List, now do we?😹😿🙀🎅🦌
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Hehehe!😹😹 Me thanking you human Renee! Nice to see you again. My human have to catch me first and he just not fast enough. Eek!🙀 Me on naughty list? Me little angel.😺 Mostly, now and then, a little anyway. Have nicest weekend!😻🎄
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Bahaha! Nice to see you again! Poor human Steve! He will have to give you extra treats to stay on your good side! 😹Have a great weekend also!
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Oh, that nice idea, I tell him about your idea and say it from you. Thanky!😼😹🤔
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Me glad you get happy chuckles today human Rossana!😹 Have nicest weekend!😺🎄
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🤣🤣 Get him Spike ! A lesson to always be polite toward a parrot I guess, at least, if it has a dog friend… Great collection of funnies Muffin ! Thanks for the chuckles. 🙂
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Me happy you like funnies! Parrot bird joke is funny one. Have nice day! 😺🎄
The first time I read that parrot joke I really burst out laughing! I could just picture it!😂😹
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Thanks !
Yeah, I had some clear images in my mind while reading it too.
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