Muffin’s Monday Funnies! #4

Hi, hi everyone!😺 It now Monday and I back with more fun funnies to share with all of you! We have good weekend, sorta. It turn very white outside again and get colder. My human say it colder now anyway, but it nice and cozy warm inside and I like that. Yesterday my human come out of tiny room where he keep my litter box and I jump out in front of him and meow! He jump really high and then chase me all over the place. Wheeeeeeeeee!😹 Oh, that was so much fun! I like when he chase me like that and he hide around corner and peek out at me, then I bat him on nose with my paw and, ooops, sometimes I forget about claws and he get scratch and start bleeding on face. Oh well, game over, so now we have todays fun…

Toy store customer: “That’s a terrific train set. I’ll buy it.”

Clerk: “Great, I’m sure your kids will love it!”

Customer: “Maybe you’re right. I’ll take two.”

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Two absolutely predictable events strangely hit many people totally unforeseen: Christmas and old age.

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I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth. (Know anyone like that?)

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A woman went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.

She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him what had happened.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another exam room.

The doctor marched down the hallway back to where the first doctor was and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?!”

The young doctor continued to write on his clipboard, and without looking up, asked, “Does she still have the hiccups?”

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A muscular young man at the construction site bragged that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. After several minutes, an older (and wiser) worker had had enough.

“Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” said the older fellow. “I bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won’t be able to wheel back.”

“You’re on, old man,” the young guy replied.

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then he turned to the young man and said, “All right. Get in.”

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Well, that all for today everyone, I hope you have very nice Monday!

Muffin.😻🎄

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