Muffin’s Midweek Funnies! #5

Hi, hi to all my readers!😺 I back again with more fun and funnies for you to enjoy today! It nice and sunny today, so I will be able to sleep in my sunshiny patches all day long. Oh, that so nice, I love sleeping in the sun, so nice and warm. Only problem is I have to keep moving because sunny spot keep moving. Not know why it not just stay in one spot. Um, I late today because my human not get up early enough.😾 So we have discussion again.😼 I win. He lose. He never learn. Sigh. Oh well, here funnies now…

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You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

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WHY WE WOULD LOVE TO BE SANTA CLAUS  

> You could grow a massive gut and consider it a job requirement.

> Everyone would be extremely nice to you, even if you weren’t.

> You’d never be asked to take an early retirement package.

> There’d be no need to play office politics; a hearty “Ho! Ho! Ho!” would remind everyone who’s boss.

> No one would dare ask for a ride to work. 

> No more trips to the vending machine…you’d just snack on milk and cookies all day.

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To everyone who received a book from me for Christmas, they’re due back at the library next Friday.

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That all for today everyone, have very nice Wednesday day! 

Muffin.😽🎄 

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