Muffin’s Friday Fun! #6

Hi to everyone!😺 It time once again for some fun on Friday! Wow, week sure go fast in December month. Now have to wait 2 whole days for next fun time post. Think I might need to have discussion with my human about that. He kind of strange these days, he say he busy writing and have notebook in front of him but he not hold pen. I tell him it easier to write if he use pen and I try push pen toward him. Then he wave arms and pen fall on floor. Then he bend over and hit head on table. Then he hold head and make funny noises. So I bite leg. That make him feel better and he run all over apartment racing with me. I win though, but he try hard.😹 Now for funnies…

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After the accident, I told the police officer I thought the driver of the other vehicle was drunk.

He told me the other vehicle was a cow.

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While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.

With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. “Just a minute,” I said, thinking of a quick solution. “I will put down newspapers.”

“That’s all right, lady,” he responded. “I’m already trained.”

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Sign outside a hotel. ‘Help! We need inn-experienced people!’

Sign at farmer’s field= The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

Sign on front door= everyone in the house is a vegetarian, except the dog.

Non-smoking area= if we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Sign on fence= salesmen welcome, dog food is expensive.

Optometrists office= if you don’t see what you are looking for, you have come to the right place.

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Well, that all for today everyone, I see you again on Monday. Have a very nice weekend! 

Muffin.😻🎄 

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