Muffin’s Fun! #1

Posted on January 3, 2024 by

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Hi to all my funnies friends! I back finally after very long time, I not see you since last year even! That is long time. My human and me have lots of fun over holiday time. He tell me to say that, I not know what holiday time is, except it supposed to be fun. So I guess we had fun. It was fun when my human kick toe, twice even. He always so nice to make me laugh. Then one day he open closet door and lots stuff fall out all over floor. I ask if it supposed to do that. He just pull hair and pound head on bed. At least he pick something soft to hit. The bed I mean, not head. Anyway, here is fun time for today…

CAR CLASSIFIED AD CLAIMS

If the car ad claims . . . what it really means.

~ rough condition . . . too bad to lie about.

~ parts car . . . beyond repair.

~ immaculate . . . recently washed.

~ engine quiet . . . if you use 90-weight oil.

~ needs minor overhaul . . . needs engine.

~ needs major overhaul . . . phone the junkyard.

~ burns no oil . . . it all leaked out.

~ rebuilt engine . . . cleaned the spark plugs.

~ drive it away . . . I live on a hill.

~ drive it anywhere . . . within 10 miles.

~ desirable classic . . . no one wants it.

~ rare classic . . . no one wanted it even when it was new.

~ stored 20 years . . . in a farmer’s field.

~ ran when stored . . . won’t start.

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If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”

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That all for today everyone, see you on Friday! 

Muffin. 

©2024 Muffin McLeod.

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