Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Fun! #2
Hi out there to everyone! It me, Muffin, I back again! I also very late, my human forget that yesterday was my day for fun day. So we need to have discussion again. He apple eyes to me which is good thing. But this not good way to start new year, this only second funny post and already we need discussion. I try to be nice though, his leg not bleed very much. Good thing he bought lots of bandages, look like he might need them. He just never learn. Sigh. Anyway, I hear on Saturday day which something new and here is fun funnies for today…
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Someone ripped the 5th month out my new 2024 calendar! I’m dismayed! (hehe, um, not know what this one mean, but my human say it funny, but he have strange humor senses so it might not be)
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NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP! Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can ACTUALLY accomplish? Like these:
Gain weight.
Stop exercising, waste of time.
Read less. Makes you think.
Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
Get in a whole NEW rut!
Get more toys.
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Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.
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That all for today everyone! Remember, all is for fun, not seriousnessness! Or something like that. Have very nicest weekend to all of you, see you on Monday!
Muffin.
©2024 Muffin McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
Muffin, bring in some positivity or else I will pull you by the whiskers 😹😹.
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Jokes always positivity, they bring chuckles, chuckles bring happy, happy make people feel good, even help heal from sickiness, human studies prove it. Have nicest weekend human Katherine!😹😻
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Indeed, but good jokes only 😅.
Have a great weekend, cute cat 😺.
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Me thanking you!😻
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😂😂😂
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Me happy you get some weekend chuckles human Rossana!😹😺
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Have a great weekend Muffin
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Me thanking you human Sheree! Same for you too!😺☕☕
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Muffin, sorry I’ve been away. I chuckled at the resolutions and the reverse logic. Here’s a thought to share with Steve: promise less, deliver more.
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Nice you back again human Richard, glad you get chuckles! Oh, that good one, I tell my human about it! Have nice week!😺
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Dismayed indeed ! It’s normal you don’t get it Muffin, it’s a pun and cats don’t need pun to be funny. 😉 I might get inspired by those resolutions 😂🤣. Thanks for the chuckles as always. I wish a good evening and nice Wednesday to Steve and you !
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Me thank you so much and I happy you get some chuckles!😹 You have nicest Wednesday too and my human say hi also to you!😺🐈
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