Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Fun! #6
Hi and meow to everyone this morning!😺 Oooh, I sleep so good…part of night. Other part of night I spend trying to keep my human awake. He always keep falling asleep, so I jump on him again to wake him up. Must have jumped on his tummy 8 times! He make funny noises when I do that, sorta like ooooo! Sometimes I do it just to hear the noises, it make me giggle.😹 Oh well, here is funny funnies for today…
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Because I couldn’t unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my five-year-old son.
I painstakingly got all the toilet parts together again, the tank filled, and I flushed it. However, it didn’t work much better than before!
As I pondered what to do next, my son walked into the bathroom. I pointed to the purple dinosaur I had just dislodged and told him that the toilet still wasn’t working.
“Did you get the green one, too?” he asked.
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The cereal I buy says “new and improved,” on the box. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it. This has happened with other things too. Very strange.
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When the clock factory caught fire, second hand smoke was everywhere.
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That all for today everyone. I hope you have very nice mid week Wednesday!
Muffin.😻
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Steve`s Country 
HI Steve, happy to know that you and Muffin are doing great!
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Hey Venus, so nice to hear from you!! I haven’t been able to reach your blog in a long time, just comes up saying it has been deleted. Let me know how to get in touch with you, maybe give me a link?😊😺
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groan…ha ha ha…Muffin you have told some funny dad jokes today!
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Me happy you like jokes for today! Human men people always seem to have problems! My human too, even though he not have kids.😹😹
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Me so happy you get some giggles from funnies today human Sheree!😹😺
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Meow, Muffin!
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Meowy, meow, meow human Katherine!😺🐈
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Muffin, I enjoyed the new and improved joke. Thing is new and improved from what? Do we just take their word for it? 😹☕☕
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Me glad you like funny today human Eugenia! My human say last time he buy something new and improved it not taste as good as before!😹😹
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I don’t doubt that, Muffin. 😹
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Oh, me so happy you get some giggles from funnies today human Rossana!😹 Have nicest day!😺🐈
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Good point about the new and improved 😉. Thanks for the funnies Muffin. I wish you and Steve a nice Friday.
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Me happy you like the funnies human Marie-Luce! Have very nice weekend time!😺
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