Muffin’s Fun! #8

Hi everyone of my faithful readers and new ones too! I back again on this Monday day! And I have more funnies for you, but you knew that already, that why I here on Monday. My human so nice to me today. He walk by when I on table, so I jump on his back since I not do that for long time. Wow, he start jumping around making all kinds of weird noises! He really give me wild ride, I had to hold on real tight so I not fall off! It was so much fun! But then I jump off onto table again and he run into bathroom, I not see him since. Good thing he buy lots of bandages when he go shopping. Not sure how he put them on his back though. Oh well, here is funnies for today…

The little boy scurried into the corner grocery store with a worried look on
his face, handing the clerk a dollar bill.

“What’s this for, son?”

“Momma says all she wants is peas and quiet…do you have that?”

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I’m taking care of my procrastination issues. Just you wait and see.

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A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.

When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.

“What for?!” he snapped at the judge.

His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and the sharp query, roared, “Twenty dollars for contempt of court – ten dollars for each word. That’s why!”

Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented. “That’s all right. You don’t have to pay now.”

The young man replied, “I’m just seeing if I have enough for two more words.”

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Little Johnny’s mom was worried. She hadn’t seen her elderly neighbor, Mrs. Goldbottom, in days. She asked: “Johnny, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Goldbottom is?”

A few minutes later, Johnny returned.

Mom: “Well, is she all right?”

Johnny: “She’s fine, except that she’s mad at you.”

Mom: “At me? Whatever for?”

Johnny: “She said its none of your business how old she is.”

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Well, that all for today everyone, I hope you have very nice day! 

Muffin. 

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