Muffin’s Fun! #9

Hi, hi everyone!😺 I back again with mid week funnies to keep you laughing! Or chuckling. Or giggling. Or groaning. My human kinda boring today. He go out to shop first, then he make coffee when he come home, then he feed me, then he sit down and not do something. He just sit and stare. Very strange. Then there is knock at door and nice sounding woman tell my human of impending disaster that going to start next week. Now my human just sit, stare and pull hair. Plus bang head on table sometimes too.😹 Very strange reaction to impending disaster. I let him tell about that, not make much sense to me.🙄 Oh well, it will give my human something to do during impending disaster. Oops, here is funny for today…

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It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice and dropped in his fishing line. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not far from him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass.

The old man couldn’t believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.

The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn’t take it any longer. “Son, I’ve been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You’ve been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?”

The boy responded, “Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm.”

“What was that?” the old man asked.

Again the boy responded, “Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm.”

“Look,” said the old man, “I can’t understand a word you’re saying.”

The boy spit the contents of his mouth into his hand and said, “You have to keep the worms warm!”

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My boss calls me “The Computer.” Nothing to do with intelligence; I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

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Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000.”

There was a moment’s silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry, “Two thousand five hundred!”

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Well, that it for today everyone. I hope you all have very nice rest of week! 

Muffin.😻 

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