Muffin’s Fun! #11

Hi, hi everyone!😺 It me, Muffin, I back again with more fun funnies for you to enjoy today! I a little late but my human say it because our internet not working again. Not know what he talking about, but it means we not able to do something on blog when there is no internet. Very strange thing. Not understand human way to do things. But here we are, my human do the typing since he better at it than me. He say mine look like scribbledy scrunch. I ask what is that. He explain what it mean. That when we have another discussion time. You should have seen him run! And jump too! We had lotsa fun! Well, here is today’s fun funny…

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A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop and said, “I have a surprise for you. I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer.”

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were on their way. About a month later the little lady came in to his shop. “And how did you like your holiday?” he asked eagerly.

“The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,” she said. “I’ve come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?”

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Q: What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: I could be wrong, since I’m not a zoologist, but I believe the main difference is that one you will see later and the other in a while.

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It isn’t easy to keep your mouth and your mind open at the same time.

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Well, that all for today, hope you get some laughs, have nicest Monday day! 

Muffin.😻 

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