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Muffin’s Fun! #13
Hi ho to everyone today😺 which is Friday and last day of week for me to share my funnies with all you great human people so you can end week with giggles, chuckles and maybe big ol’ laughs too or maybe even a groan or two because that happen sometime as well and I like to share groaners too cause they also funny even if they make groans but groans can be funny too at least when my human does them they funny and he does them lots like every time he kick toes or drops food or tips plate over and drops something on his foot or hits head or, well, you get point. Now that was long sentence for little me.😹 Okay, here is funnies for today…
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A waiter places a warm cup in front of the gentleman. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.
He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, you asked for fresh ground!”
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Horses have lower divorce rates. It’s because they’re in stable relationships.
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When I was younger, my dad found out I had an imaginary girlfriend.
He said, “You know, you could do better.”
“Thanks dad, that means a lot,” I replied.
He said, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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Well, there it is for today everyone, hope you like funnies. Have very nicest weekend time everyone!
Muffin.😽
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Great selection Muffin
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Me so happy you like them today human Sheree!😹 Have very nicest weekend!😻
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You too Muffin
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Thanking you, it beautiful weekend time, lots sunshine to sleep in!😻😻🌞
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🤣🤣🤣
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So happy you like them today human Rossana!😹 Have very nice weekend time!😻
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Love the imaginary friend 🤣😎🙃
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I used to have one, saved me a lot of money!😂😹
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So True 🤣😎🙃
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Oh Muffin ! You always find such funny gems. 😂😂 That fresh ground one is so great. And the others are very good. Thanks for the chuckles.
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Me so glad that you like them!😹 My human liked the fresh ground funny too! Have very nicest weekend to you!😺
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